O Karma, Dharma, pudding and pie, gimme a break before I die: grant me wisdom, will, & wit, purity, probity, pluck, & grit. Trustworthy, loyal, helpful, kind, gimme great abs & a steel-trap mind, and forgive, Ye Gods, some humble advice – these little blessings would suffice to beget an earthly paradise: make the bad people good – and the good people nice; and before our world goes over the brink, teach the believers how to think.